PSYCH! I am not going to write (on this page anyway) about sovereign wealth funds investing in American banks. If I were, I would write about how great it is that China gives us cheap, huge, plasma TVs; that all they want in exchange are rapidly less-valuable pictures of Benjamin Franklin; and that, to top it all off, they give us back those pictures! Hooray!
But no, that is not what this post is about. I would like, again, to ask for suggestions. You see, Joel's 21st birthday in Las Vegas is not just Joel's 21st birthday. Eric Vanderpol, Derek Severson, and me (Paul, Joel's brother) are all getting married this fall. So Las Vegas on September 5-8 will be a 21 run and three bachelor parties. My goodness, will it be fun. I want to create shirts for Eric, Derek, and me. I have a few ideas for shirt slogans kicking around, and I would like to hear more. Here are some of mine:
My fiance is hotter than you.
[Front] Sorry ladies, off the market, [Back] but this knob job next to me, the one with the sideways trucker cap, is single, if you can believe it.
Marriage: the ultimate run-on sentence.
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